The Cunt Log.
It was born when I first called Jessica Wakefield an insufferable cunt, then got a lot of positive feedback for my surprising use of the word cunt. Who knew there were so many people out there like me? People who adore the word cunt! It’s a perfect curse word, one choppy syllable and still offensive to enough people that it means something.
So I keep track of the characters in novels who truly are cunts. Not just annoying little bitches (I’m looking at you, Karen Brewer), but honest to god cunts. With a capital F-U-C-K-I-N-G.
Nancy Wheeler – Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret
Jessica Wakefield – Sweet Valley Twins #2, Teacher’s Pet
Jana Morgan – Taffy Sinclair, Queen of the Soaps
Man, Jessica Wakefield caught a fast train to Cunt Island and subsequently became Mayor of Cuntville. That girl can die 347 different ways and I will not cry.
Ashley Packard from Princess Ashley by R. Peck.
I would really like to add Michelle from Daphne’s Book and Liz from Tallahassee Higgins.
God, Liz. GOD. CUNT.
Liz was a huge cunt in Tallahassee Higgins. I felt sorry for her kid
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I could never use that word. I’m such a big baby.
Doesn’t make you a baby at all. I totally understand a lot of people don’t like to use it.
your use of the word cunt, also a fave of mine, as you know, is just one of the MANY reasons i love you.
oh and Nancy Wheeler, CUNT. agreed.
On our website, we use cunt too. I’m pretty sure you can’t review Sweet Valley and NOT call Jessica a cunt.
But it’s spread, because Kristy from the BSC is often accused by our reviewer of exhibiting “cunty” behavior. Yep.
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